The Haunted Game

WARNING! THIS CREEPYPASTA IS EXTREMELY SCARY!

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Hello, my name is Donald Duckson. I got a weird game yesterday off of some random guy in the street. He said I looked like a gullable moron
, so I stabbed him to death and took his fat loots. He had a playstation 5 exsclusive of Space Invaders 2. I was like "Holy shit."

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I have to go NOW. I popped the game in my playstation 5 and blood flew across the room. The blood looked so realistic, I almost threw up. Then, something terrifying happened, the blood turned into knives and stabbed me and my cute little puppydog. His name is Stopfuckingbarking youlittlestupidshit. But, enough about little shitface, I have to talk more about the game. Yes, because the game is more important. Anyways, after being stabbed, the menu popped up and it had two options "Porn" "Die". I got scared because daddy hates when I watch porn, but he'd make me go to bed early if I died. I had to select porn.

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I never knew that porn could be so scary. The invaders looked like Michael Jackson, and my character looked like Patrixx. I couldn't move, and the invaders pulled out shotguns. Stopfuckingbarking started barking and then my ps5 exploded.

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WELL SHIT, NOW IM DEAD.